I walked into the party
And there you were again
Looking so elusive
Looking so pretend
You smiled at me across the room
Turned away and then
Holding up the wall
Continued teasing all the men

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Well I'm not interested in playing games with you
Honey I don't have the time
I'm not a cat, youre not a mouse
So please make up your mind

Sometimes it's nice to take the time
To slowly work it out
I love to flirt and I can flirt
'Til I'm all flirted out
If you want me to go away
There's nothing to feel hurt about
But if you want to get laid
I'd rather you just blurt it out

(Chorus)

You are like a mystery
A challenge to unfold
But the plot is quickly weakening
And the drama's getting old
Perhaps I should be more aggressive
Perhaps I should be blunt
But you just seem so terrified
Of getting what you want

'Cause honey you've got sex appeal
Written on your baby face
And your arms and legs and hmm hmm hmm
And every other place
But hot and cold, then cold and hot
Really drags out the chase
And I've begun to think
Perhaps you're just a basket case

(Chor